Berniecrats are angry. Enraged. Furious. Positively wrathful. Well, so am I. All over the web, people are talking about the anger and rage of the Sanders supporter that fuels Bernie’s campaign, and what usually follows is a soliloquy from some neck-bearded, bespectacled dude-bro about how this Nevada Caucus was PROOF that Senator Sanders has the nomination in the bag.
Newly resurrected (Liz Warren killed him on 2/19/2020) Michael Bloomberg is pissed the fuck off at BernieBros, who his campaign manager says vandalized his campaign office, like a bunch of vandals.
It’s Totally ON BRAND for Bernie Not to See a BernieBro 10 Feet Away Start a Brawl With a Black Guy Over His T-shirt
Bernie Sanders held a rally in Colorado yesterday, where he preached his usual prosperity gospel. This is the one where he promises Free Everything to his eager and devoted fans, once they get him elected.
Oh hai. Lately there have been a slew of think pieces about Bernie Sanders being the front-runner, discussing how his movement has threatened to withhold their votes from Democrats if Bernie isn’t the nominee.
Imagine being a 78 year old socialist who just had a heart attack, is aging in dog years, holds tight to the podium in order to remain upright, appears to have lost a dangerous amount of weight, and you’re trying to foist yourself off on the Democratic Party as the leader of The Revolution that can take down Trump.