The Jan Bradys of the internet are busy whining “Kamala Kamala Kamala!” today, and the sulking is ridiculous. Kamala Harris sat for an interview with 60 Minutes recently, and her burst of laughter, and humorous take on being questioned about whether she’s a socialist, have caused quite a few randos in the interwebs much consternation.
Bernie ain't gonna be around forever to provide you with a platform from which to spew your Televangelism style minstrelry, so you might wanna not burn every goddamn bridge in existence. Then again, maybe you don't give a fuck. It's all good, there will always be job openings for Professors at Clown College, and we all know for fact that you're more than qualified.
This entire piece is a trigger. Trigger warning in effect as of now. I deleted most of what I had written earlier.
Oh, Hai. Kamala Harris should be Queen of Everything, and it’s time for y’all to accept that. Lately people seem to have forgotten just how awesome Kamala Harris is, so it’s time to remind you just how Queen she can be.
There he is!! Thief! Thief!! Red Alert!!! Hold me back, y’all!! What the entire fuck is going on? I was 900 words into a different post when this news alert came across my screen:
