WaPo Wants You To Know The Capitol Insurrectionists are Just “Economically Anxious”

Heads up!! Did you know that the majority of the violent white mob of jackbooted, fascist, insurrectionists have had a financial problem at some point in their entitled white lives? Some of them even experienced financial problems…more than once. See, when white people have money problems, they need to let off steam by tearing shit… Continue reading WaPo Wants You To Know The Capitol Insurrectionists are Just “Economically Anxious”

The Alt-Left’s First Food Fight of 2021

Exclusive footage of double secret Alt-Left Confab: The Alt-Left’s First Food Fight of 2021 by Eddie Goldman @nhbnews The battle lines in this trend’s self-immolation are largely between the alt-left’s one-time Wonder Woman, New York representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC), and Assad apologist Jimmy Dore, who may still be settling in to his new $1.9 million… Continue reading The Alt-Left’s First Food Fight of 2021

50 Cents Ex-Girlfriend Chelsea Handler Says He’s Voting for Biden, Y’all

Seems like 50 Cent was just bullshitting when he came out in favor of Trump last week, or so says his ex-girlfriend Chelsea Handler. Handler showed up on The View to seemingly do damage control, and let everyone know that, in spite of what 50 said on his social media account, he’s not really so… Continue reading 50 Cents Ex-Girlfriend Chelsea Handler Says He’s Voting for Biden, Y’all

Kamala Laughs at Socialism Question and Triggers the Haters into Sulking

The Jan Bradys of the internet are busy whining “Kamala Kamala Kamala!” today, and the sulking is ridiculous. Kamala Harris sat for an interview with 60 Minutes recently, and her burst of laughter, and humorous take on being questioned about whether she’s a socialist, have caused quite a few randos in the interwebs much consternation.… Continue reading Kamala Laughs at Socialism Question and Triggers the Haters into Sulking

Dear Media, Can You PLEASE Stop Shoving Liz Warren Down Our Throats?

We get it. Liz Warren speaks to you, in her teachery whisper yell, in a way no candidate has ever spoken to you in your life. When you hear her nasal Okie-tones honk “Two Cents!” at some possible dumbass who questions the feasibility of wealth tax, a tax tried by other nations and soon discarded,… Continue reading Dear Media, Can You PLEASE Stop Shoving Liz Warren Down Our Throats?