WaPo Wants You To Know The Capitol Insurrectionists are Just “Economically Anxious”

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Did you know that the majority of the violent white mob of jackbooted, fascist, insurrectionists have had a financial problem at some point in their entitled white lives? Some of them even experienced financial problems…more than once. See, when white people have money problems, they need to let off steam by tearing shit up at the Capitol, and beating cops damn near to death. Right? Look, I am not sure if it was the intention of the author of the article linked above to play apologist for a menacing white mob, but that’s what they ended up doing. It’s pretty much just racism and fear of the loss of their white privilege that pushes these Sedition people over the edge, so I need the media to kindly stfu with their extravaganza of explainers, and call a fucking spade a spade for once. Or? Hire some Black People who won’t kiss your asses, and ask them to do all the keeping it real over there, lord knows y’all need someone.

They’re taking a little detour to Klanistan over at the Washington Post this week, and I’ll just say, it’s extremely fucking stupid. I was actually here on earth when the WaPo, and other media outlets attributed the racism, anger, and violence of Trumpers to loss of coal jobs, manufacturing jobs, and “Economic Anxiety.” As usual, when the media shields whiteness in this traditional manner, they are wrong, but hey, at least y’all got Hillbilly Elegy last time we did this stupid shit, maybe this time y’all will give us silence.

Speaking of stupidly, I stupidly thought we would finally be completely over this thing America does where we engage in the stupidest, stankiest, hot cat shittiest hot takes there ever were or will be. This is a personal problem I will have to learn to cope with, and hopefully in the future, I will always expect the absolute worst apologetics for whiteness from the media, and for the crimes committed by the recipients of whiteness to be spun into some noble struggle for the almighty dollar.

Jenna Ryan, who we all saw on a Private Plane and in a video saying they were going to “storm the capitol” has been quite eager to tell her tragically pathetic story, and the Washington Post was super eager to listen.

Despite her outward signs of success, Ryan had struggled financially for years. She was still paying off a $37,000 lien for unpaid federal taxes when she was arrested. She’d nearly lost her home to foreclosure before that. She filed for bankruptcy in 2012 and faced another IRS tax lien in 2010.

Oh, boo hoo. Then, why the entire fuck was this heffa on that goddamn plane in the first place? Quiet as it’s kept, Jenna paid for the airtime she used to host her weekly show….why the fuck would you pay to get your silly ass voice on the radio, if you ain’t even got enough money to pay your income taxes?

Nearly 60 percent of the people facing charges related to the Capitol riot showed signs of prior money troubles, including bankruptcies, notices of eviction or foreclosure, bad debts, or unpaid taxes over the past two decades….

Well, maybe don’t buy so many fucking zip ties? Stop shopping at Sportsman’s Warehouse for a few years? Sell your guns?

A California man filed for bankruptcy one week before allegedly joining the attack, according to public records. A Texas man was charged with entering the Capitol one month after his company was slapped with a nearly $2,000 state tax lien.

It’s almost magical how easy it was for the author to transmogrify that violent, racist, seditionist mob into poor little white victims of poverty and loss. Now, for the purposes of this absolutely fail bale “White Solidarity” article, even economic hardships your parents suffered count as your suffering, which just proves the point I and other Black People have been making for years:

It’s alright if you’re white.

Several young people charged in the attack came from families with histories of financial duress.

See what I mean? Their families had suffered at some point, sometime, somewhere, therefore it makes perfect sense that they would find a white supremacist mob and join in with people yelling about killing Madam Speaker Pelosi, and hanging former VP Mike Pence. I mean, we all know there is no other choice in a situation where you’re financially distressed than to find other white people and form a mob made up of white anger, meaty breath, Carhartt’s, fake news, and INSURRECTION.

The parents of Riley June Williams — a 22-year-old who allegedly helped to steal a laptop from House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s office — filed for bankruptcy when she was a child, according to public records.

Sir or Madam, we call people like Riley June Williams, who can no longer use the internet due to her crimes, a “THUG“, a “LOOTER“, or a “STRONG ARMED ROBBER” when they are Black People. Please update your stylesheets to ensure uniformity across demographics.

The WaPo gave us some points of oppression white people of the Trumpist variety are suffering; Bankruptcy, Eviction, Bad Debt. I did some digging myself and found out something very interesting. In every way white people in that mob of treason weasels are afflicted, Black People are afflicted far worse. I have never punched a cop. Just saying.

  • Nationally, bankruptcy filings are much higher among blacks than whites, but how the two populations use bankruptcy is very different.
  • The ACLU also highlights how “women of color bear the burden of eviction,” noting that women of color made up 70% of the
    tenants facing eviction in Philadelphia.
  • At the national level, more than 27 percent of Black households are late on paying their debts, compared to 15 percent of White households, even though Black median debt ($30,800) is about half of White median debt ($73,800). We also found that just 40 percent of Black households reported having good or very good credit, compared to 65 percent of White households.

So, where are the mobs of Black People amassing on the Capitol Grounds to storm the Congressional Chambers?

But she also posted a video to her Facebook account that showed her looking into a bathroom mirror and saying, according to an FBI account of her charges: “We’re gonna go down and storm the capitol. They’re down there right now and that’s why we came and so that’s what we are going to do. So wish me luck.”

She didn’t seem economically anxious when she was bragging about “Storming the Capitol.”

Moral of this story is, I don’t feel one bit bad for ANY of those Qanon inspired twats, they’re getting what they deserve for attempting to disrupt the peaceful transition of power. Fuck them, and fuck any media outlet publishing absolute trash like this WaPo piece.



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The Alt-Left’s First Food Fight of 2021

Exclusive footage of double secret Alt-Left Confab:

The Alt-Left’s First Food Fight of 2021

by Eddie Goldman @nhbnews

The battle lines in this trend’s self-immolation are largely between the alt-left’s one-time Wonder Woman, New York representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC), and Assad apologist Jimmy Dore, who may still be settling in to his new $1.9 million pad

It seems that the alt-left of the alt-left is apoplectic over their beloved TV star AOC and her “squad” voting for Nancy Pelosi to remain as Speaker of the House of Representatives. The alt-left ultras preferred either that they had voted present or voted for someone else, all of which could have aided House Republican boss and Trumpist Kevin McCarthy in winning this position, despite the Republicans being in a minority in the House. 

Such aid and comfort to the Trump gang is nothing new for Dore. In 2016, he claimed on his YouTube show that these supposed progressives shouldn’t “freak out about a Donald Trump presidency” since a victory for the orange fascist would be “even better for progressives in the short term, meaning in the two-year term, and in four years for sure” than if Hillary Clinton, who took the popular vote in 2016, would have been elected.

If Dore can spring for a $1.9 million house in 2020, I guess Trump’s four years in office really weren’t so awful for his privileged ass.

The Dore faction of the alt-left has a hashtag calling the AOC faction the #FraudSquad. This bunch must be lots of laughs at their housewarming parties.


Meanwhile, AOC is believing her own hype by refusing to rule out a primary challenge in 2022 to incumbent Senator Charles Schumer, who is also the Democratic leader in the Senate. 

In fact, in her own very safe pro-Democratic congressional district, her percentage of victory fell from 78% in 2018 to 71.6% in 2020, in spite of the massive turnout of voters in New York to oust Trump. 

That she thinks that she wouldn’t get clobbered by Schumer, not only in New York City but also in suburban and upstate areas where more voters are moderate and conservative than in the Big Apple, makes no sense.

As we await the inauguration of President-elect Joe Biden and Vice President-elect Kamala Harris, it remains to be seen what role AOC will play now that she has been abandoned by some of her base. Her alt-left opposition mainly comes from white “progressives” like Dore, who are furious at the “squad”, which now includes a Palestinian-American woman, a Black Somali-American woman, two African-American women, an African-American man, and AOC, who is Puerto Rican.

Will they draw the obvious lessons from so closely associating with the white alt-left? Or will their path only slightly differ in tone from them?

Stay tuned for the next exciting episode of “As The Alt-Left Burns”, right here on the Brave News Blog.


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50 Cents Ex-Girlfriend Chelsea Handler Says He’s Voting for Biden, Y’all

Seems like 50 Cent was just bullshitting when he came out in favor of Trump last week, or so says his ex-girlfriend Chelsea Handler. Handler showed up on The View to seemingly do damage control, and let everyone know that, in spite of what 50 said on his social media account, he’s not really so crass as to actually vote for Trump, he was just joking. Haha. Hahaha. Ha. So funny, isn’t he? It’s almost as funny as that time I told my followers Gina Raimondo was Biden’s pick for VP.


Oh, look, y’all!! He was just SCREWING AROUND on his Twitter! How fun. What a fun thing it is to play games with everyone’s future and give the impression that you want the most destructive President in the history of America to keep his job! Ha. Ha ha ha ha. So funny! We thought he was being serious about wanting more Trump, so he wouldn’t have to pay so much in taxes, but he was just auditioning for a role as a Stand-Up Comedian! How droll!!

See? There was nothing to be alarmed about! Sure, 50 said he didn’t really care about the racism as much as he cared about his stupid taxes going up, and he also tried to play it off like he was Scarface, but, now that he’s been named and shamed, it looks like we won’t be hearing any more bullshit from his ass this cycle. Dude is extremely full of shit.

The moral of this story is clear. Stop taking rappers seriously when it comes to politics unless said rapper is actually involved with politics on a regular basis. And ALWAYS ignore Kanye West. We’ve had a number of rapping assholes come out in favor of the candidate who will continue being a racist d-bag, and all of them doing so are rooting for the candidate the average Black person cannot stand. We don’t owe anybody anything just for being Black and famous- we are the ones who elevated them, not the other way around. So, when Black people commence to dragging our own, please know that we have good reason and we will not stop until they STFU. And for all the rappers out there who think we need them more than they need us? Stop playing yourselves. You didn’t get to where you’re at without Black, you’d better recognize.


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Kamala Laughs at Socialism Question and Triggers the Haters into Sulking

The Jan Bradys of the internet are busy whining “Kamala Kamala Kamala!” today, and the sulking is ridiculous. Kamala Harris sat for an interview with 60 Minutes recently, and her burst of laughter, and humorous take on being questioned about whether she’s a socialist, have caused quite a few randos in the interwebs much consternation. Normally, this wouldn’t matter one bit, but since Newsweek was super bored, and in need of a way to shade the VP nominee, we have no choice but to engage in a bit of mockery. Lately, because nothing else has actually worked to take either Harris, or Biden down, and since Trump really needs a boost, people have been focusing their attention on Harris’s laugh, and her “Socialism.”

Kamala Harris could not control her laughter when asked by TV journalist Norah O’Donnell on 60 Minutes if she had a “socialist or progressive perspective.” The Vice Presidential nominee burst out laughing and her exaggerated response has provoked a number of memes on social media.

Apparently, laughing at questions you find silly, ridiculous, or humorous is NOT OKAY, and since her haters can’t make her into The Angry Black Woman stereotype, they have chosen to make her laugh out to be some sinister and witch-like thing. This is pretty normal in our world, women, especially Black women, have consistently been thrust into the role of “Nasty Woman” by men who fear and envy them. Kamala Harris laughed at a stupid question, and somehow that made her sinister and witch-like…

“You’re very different in the policies you’ve supported in the past,” said O’Donnell, “You’re considered the most liberal United States Senator,” said the presenter who goes on to list that Harris supported the Green New Deal, Medicare for All, and legalizing marijuana. “Joe Biden doesn’t support those things, so are you going to bring the policies, those progressive policies that you supported as Senator, into a Biden administration?” asked O’Donnell.

Um, do any of y’all realize that the VP doesn’t really get to implement their own policies, because they are not the President? I’ve noticed how confused people are about this important detail, even Trump himself constantly worries out loud about Kamala becoming President. It’s almost like he thinks Joe plans on kicking his ass, and then handing America over to Harris. While many of my fellow Harris-Stans are out there wishing and hoping for that contrived outcome, the reality is, Biden will be handling his business in DC for 4 to 8 years. Let’s stick to reality, please.

“Is that a socialist or progressive perspective?” asked O’Donnell, to which Harris laughed out loud while saying “no…” Harris continued: “It is the perspective of a woman who grew up a black child in America, who was also a prosecutor, who also has a mother who arrived here at the age of 19 from India, who also likes hip hop,” Harris finished her answering by chuckling.

What a stupid question. Why would “I Plan on Helping Joe Implement HIS policies.” be from a Socialist or Progressive perspective?

See how all she did was laugh at a dumb question and instantly became the Wicked Witch of the West?

And isn’t it also funny how Newsweek managed to find comments with 0 likes or retweets, and post them with this silly story like there was a big wave of people out here just losing their minds over her laugh. There’s not. What there are, are a bunch of salty Berniebros who cannot let go of their huge feelings about losing so miserably. There has always been an element of the “Progressive Base” that dedicates itself to keeping women, especially the Black ones, in their place, and they will always attack women who see their place differently than they do. Women like Kamala Harris have a place- out in front, leading- and no matter how many low interaction tweets Newsweek, The Hill, or Politico decide to dig up in order to weaken her, she will continue leading, and fighting for the People.


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Dear Media, Can You PLEASE Stop Shoving Liz Warren Down Our Throats?

We get it. Liz Warren speaks to you, in her teachery whisper yell, in a way no candidate has ever spoken to you in your life. When you hear her nasal Okie-tones honk “Two Cents!” at some possible dumbass who questions the feasibility of wealth tax, a tax tried by other nations and soon discarded, to your ears, the sound is on par with the wonderment of Mozart. When your eyes light upon the agony of her un-choreographed frolicking, her stiff jerkings where she lashes her body out in suspiciously Elainesque motions, become as rhythmic and graceful to you as an activity my community may call “dancing”. And your heart warms when she tells her stories about the Mamas and the Daddies, the MeeMaws and the PawPaws, or even how her daddy got sick and her mama had somehow never worked, but had to get a job. I was one who thought he was dead in that story for several months last year, not you, though, because you were actually listening.

Mehdi Hasan from The Intercept:

If you win in November, you will be 78 years old at your inauguration — the oldest person ever to enter the White House.

Sorry to be blunt, but the actuarial tables suggest there is a one in five chance you may not make it to the end of your first term. (Keep doing those workouts!)

Yes. You love Elizabeth Warren,  and for some incomprehensible reason, you seem to think you can talk the rest of us into it too. 

Warren has charm, people skills, a common touch. Working-class white men may be your biggest fans; college-educated white women are hers. And the misogyny she’s had to endure so far may not be a problem in the general election. “Like most women,” your former White House colleague Jennifer Palmieri pointed out in the Boston Globe last week, “she could be even more effective when she’s campaigning for someone else, other than herself — then voters don’t get uneasy about all that ambition she has.”


But it is Warren who stands out from the rest. If you were to offer her the VP slot, the senator from Massachusetts has said, without hesitation, that she would accept it.

You should make that offer. And make it soon.

Oh, I hear ya. You’re just sending a message to Joe Biden, you all don’t mean to do it in major publications, or in leftist tabloids like The Intercept, so that you can bury any reports or discussion about any other candidates who might be better for that position. You’re not trying to speak for The People by having constant discussion of one of the least likely to be chosen, and worst possible choices Joe said he would consider for the role, drowning out all other possibilities, that’s just an unintended consequence. And sure, you never even noticed how over-represented in the media you supporters of Betsey Hustle tend to be, it’s not like you could look around yourself.

Consider the latest polls, however. According to Axios, a new survey in the key swing states of Michigan and Wisconsin, commissioned by Donors of Color Action, found Warren to be “the overall candidate to beat” among potential vice presidential nominees, with “the most consistent support among white and black voters in both states.” She even outpolled Harris among black voters.

Maybe you missed the fact that a Black Woman increases enthusiasm in 55% of black voters, and even causes many Black non-voters to be more likely to vote; we don’t want to just turnout Black people who always vote, we want record turnout. I have not seen any data suggesting Black voters will show up in record numbers for Warren like they may for Harris. Also? It’s sad. Always the dings at Harris whenever someone wants to promote Warren, yet if someone like myself were to just post videos of Liz Warren being racially ignorant, well, the entire party is destroyed. Maybe using Harris as the whipping boy whenever you want to promote Warren will begin to backfire with some Black people. By this, I mean myself, because it’s starting to make me remember how terrible it will be for people of color when the GOP begins going through Warren’s past and bringing up all the racially ignorant situations she involved herself in, along with her many unanswered for mistakes. I do not plan to defend her, Mehdi Hasan can do that.

The point I’m trying to make is this: Knock it the fuck off, you’ve said it a thousand times, that’s enough.

Just in the last week or so alone, there have been a number of opinion editorials that seek to completely erase the accomplishments and value of the other women under consideration, and guess what? THAT DOESN’T INSPIRE WARM FEELINGS FOR LIZ AMONG THE MASSES. Meanwhile, your publications seem to treat Joe Biden like an Un-Progressive, uninspiring, no policy having candidate who will let Liz be the real President, because Biden is not only stupid in your view, he is also on his DEATHBED from being way too old, even though he is only 9 years older than Betsey, or maybe 8, I have to check.

Perhaps with a nod to your own age and health, you have said — rightly! —  on more than one occasion, that the person you pick to be your vice president has to be “ready on day one to be president of the United States.”

What does that have to do with Liz Warren? No. Real shit, I mean it.

If that is your key requirement — and I think it should be — then it has to be Elizabeth Warren. It just has to be. She is readier than the rest. She is even readier than you, Joe.

B*tch, what? You see this shit?


Mehdi Hasan

Sincerely, Mehdi? That was some fucked up shit.

I have no idea whether the point of all of these op-eds is to make people hate Liz Warren and want her to go the entire fuck away right fucking now, but that’s the effect it’s having on me. I didn’t want Liz once I gave her background the deep dive, and after reading about 20 op-eds in favor of her, that spend half the time trashing her competition and Joe Biden, I’m not sure I ever want to hear another word about Liz Warren. If Joe wants a fractured base, angry Black women, and a VP who will undermine him at every turn, in order to sideline him from his own job, with a dedicated leftist media constantly attacking him to uplift her? Then he should pick Liz Warren, because that’s exactly what he’s going to get.


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