Rashida Tlaib Fauxpologizes for Booing Hillary Like An Utter Clown; Also? Hillary Clinton Doesn’t Owe Bernie a Goddamn Muthaf*ckin’ Thing. 

Wanna take a wild guess as to how stupid it would be to attend a Bernie Sanders rally in an area where Hillary destroyed him, yet decide to “Boo” Hillary Clinton just because someone said her name? Or maybe you would like to guess how bad it would make you look if you booed Hillary, even though you were someone who Hillary had defended from right-wing attacks in the past? How about if you were also a Democratic US House Rep up for re-election this year? How would that make you look, do you think?

It would make you look like the total and complete fucking CLOWN that showed up at the wrong fucking Circus.

That’s what House Rep Rashida Tlaib did yesterday when she got all up into her Bernie supporting feelings and lashed out against Hillary Clinton in one of the most childish and Horseshoe Theory-like ways imaginable. How many fucking Clowns does Bernie have running around speaking for his campaign? I can’t put an actual number on the amount of Court Jesters running around in King Bernie’s Castle, but if I had to guess, I’d go with the tried and true answer of, “All of them.” Nina should be worried.

Yesterday, Tlaib was at a Sanders event where she should have been perfectly happy being surrounded by like minded people who are completely down with the “Sanders Legislative Doctrine” of flying around from state to state, holding rallies, and “Care-bear Staring” people like Mitch McConnell into passing Bernie’s *100 trillion dollar agenda. But, for some reason, all the magic Marxist energy in the crowd could not sooth Rep. Tlaib yesterday, oh no. Tlaib was bothered something FIERCE when the name Hillary Clinton came up, and even though I clearly heard something like, “We’re not going to boo,” she used her time at the mic to boo Hillary anyway.

What a childish display.

Politico:

A little later, three of Sanders’ supporters in Congress, Reps. Rashida Tlaib, Pramila Jayapal, and Ilhan Omar, came on stage to discuss policy with local activist Dionna Langford. When Langford mentioned that “someone by the name of Hillary Clinton” recently remarked that “nobody likes” Sanders, the crowd booed. It seemed cathartic. Langford tried to reign in the conversation. “We’re not gonna boo, we’re not gonna boo,” she said. “We’re classy here.”

Awwww! No, maybe YOU’RE “Classy” and think it is inappropriate to boo Hillary, but Rep. Tlaib had no compunction about hollering out the least helpful or classy line she possibly could have delivered at that moment.

Tlaib interrupted. “I’ll boo. Booo!” she said. “You all know I can’t be quiet.” Jayapal grabbed her hand and laughed, seemingly trying to get her to tone it down. “The haters will shut up on Monday when we win,” Tlaib said. The crowd loved it.

Ahhhh! The things Clowns will do for that sweet, sweet, delicious attention they crave so much. You should have taken the hint from Jayapal and played it off instead, because, girl, let me tell you, honey, that did not go over too well with Democratic women, and I believe you live and represent a district Hillary won?

ClickOnDetroit:

Clinton’s spokesman, Nick Merrill, said Saturday he “can’t imagine this kind of behavior is something Iowans want to see from candidates and their surrogates.”

“And I don’t imagine the vast majority of voters in Congresswoman Tlaib’s district, which Secretary Clinton won by over 60 points in 2016, want to see this either,” Merrill said in a statement to CNN.

All it took was one tiny little sentence from Hillary Clinton, “Nobody likes him, nobody wants to work with him, he got nothing done,” to throw y’all’s entire game off track for the past two weeks. You guys live in a fantasy world where there are rules saying Hillary isn’t allowed to express herself if she happens to be expressing a negative opinion of Bernie, nobody is allowed to ever say mean things about Bernie, quite frankly. Yet, its fine for Bernie’s top surrogates and supporters to spend the past five years attacking everyone half a centimeter to their right, calling Hillary a cheater for beating Bernie in 2016, saying she was a bad candidate, and blaming every single bit of the 2016 loss on HER ALONE.

For her part, Rashida Tlaib gave a Faux-pology for booing Hillary Clinton, she might as well have written it in Comic Sans because it was clownery.

Maybe you should sit the fuck down and knock it off with the booing next time, Ma’am. You played yourself.

Mediaite:

“I am so incredibly in love with the movement that our campaign of #NotMeUs has created. This makes me protective over it and frustrated by attempts to dismiss the strength and diversity of our movement.”

 

I don’t really understand how people fall “in love” with movements, politicians, or people who yell everything they say and jab their fingers as they flail their arms wildly and lick their lips like a Salamander, but to each his/her own.

“However, I know what is at stake if we don’t unify over one candidate to beat Trump and I intend to do everything possible to ensure that Trump does not win in 2020.”

 

Uh huh…the apology?

“In this instance, I allowed my disappointment with Secretary Clinton’s latest comments about Senator Sanders and his supporters get the best of me. You all, my sisters-in-service on stage, and our movement deserve better.”

 

Yes, we are quite aware of what you did wrong, very nice of you to offer us a recap. So?

“I will continue to strive to come from a place of love and not react in the same way of those who are against what we are building in this country. This is about building a just and equitable future for my two boys, children across the country, and future generations.”

 

Continue to…what now? So, did the apology get lost somewhere? Oh, I see. Can’t bring yourself to say you’re sorry and that you apologize for something you clearly enjoyed and performed with relish? Why do you behave as if Hillary personally attacked you? Why do you ALL take each and every single slight against Bernie as if it were directed at you? This isn’t normal.

Esquire:

Put simply, until I sat in on the president*’s impeachment trial over the past couple of weeks, the 2016 Democratic presidential primary campaign was the most dispiriting political event it had been my misfortune to cover. And now, it seems, it never really ended. HRC has a new documentary to pitch, and she seems insistent on doing so by taking every bit of her resentment of the previous Sanders campaign out for a walk. And the 2020 Sanders campaign can’t seem to resist the temptation to rise to that tasty bait.

 

Hillary Clinton is a Private Citizen, she isn’t running for office, she is doing the podcast/media circuit to get buzz for her Documentary. She needs publicity for the project, this is a good way to built interest, and boy did she get LUCKY with the timing. Right before caucuses she’s reminding voters, HER voters, of how false the unity was that Sanders offered. We all know there is no love lost between the two politicians, so this idea that Hillary must remain forever silent about her point of view out of some sense of loyalty to a man she’s not necessarily fond of? That’s is called a “Delusion” or a “Fantasy” where I come from (Hollywood), it’s not a real thing. There is no etiquette book anymore. You burned that when you cried “Rigged!” and started this never ending war.

 

For me, I wish the 2016 would die the obscure and quiet death it so richly deserves. And I think the responsibility for the interment belongs to the 2020 Sanders campaign. After all, he’s still running for president and she’s not, and the one great flaw in his campaign continues to be its inability to keep its surrogates and staff and acolytes from going off the deep end.

 

If BOTH candidates from 2016 had gone away, this shit would not be happening. Hillary did her part and stayed out of the race no matter how hard we tried to pull her in. Bernie’s inability to keep his people from going off the deep end? That’s called “Lack of Leadership Skills” and it’s coming from a man running to lead an entire nation, reform huge portions of our economy while enacting a slew of policies designed to “bring prosperity to The People, and not the 1% or the Hedge Fund Managers or Corporate Executives..”

Bernie really has been extremely lucky in that his primary opponents now, and Hillary in 2016, have until now chosen to pull their punches. Many of Bernie’s prominent supporters have spent the intervening years since 2016 opining about Hillary’s failures and rubbing in that devastating loss. Everyone has had their say as many times as they felt like saying stupid shit about Hillary “being a bad candidate” who should have moved to “Wisconsin.”

Well, now it’s HER TURN, and she has the right to spend AS LONG AS SHE FUCKING WANTS TO SPEND discussing Bernie’s weak points, and the reasons why HE LOST. Because, to be clear?

Hillary Clinton doesn’t owe ANY of you fake ass allies a goddamn muthafuckin’ thing.

She never did.

 

*THIS IS MY ESTIMATE AND I HATE MATH, FUCK OFF.

 

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Niggardly Bernie Gets Knocked

Hello!! It is time for an episode of Brave and the K-Hive Podcast, and I’m feeling super geeked.

On Today’s episode I am taking Bernie to task on his bros, laughing at all of the stuff Bernie has to deal with now that Hillary just dished out every drop of Tea on her interview with Hollywood Reporter and her new upcoming Hulu series. I also had quite a bit to say about Tom Perez’s ol lanky self for allowing the Bernie takeover of the DNC and how the New Rules are pretty much Jim Crow. Why did I use “Niggardly” in the title? Well. Because I know the Bros won’t like the juxtaposition of Bernie and Niggardly, that’s why. Also, it was his stingy praise and lack of real effort to rein in his racist-sexist bros that has him sitting here with a ton of bad press two weeks out from Iowa.

 

Usually I just tweet out the podcast, but so many people end up missing it, I figured it would be better to drop it in a post that you can find easy for your self. so, from now on just expect to get a short post every time I do a podcast. Now, I would like to do them more often, and also get someone to clean up the audio, but I’m not quite able to do that yet. What I need right now are subscribers to help fund my blog to pay for the costs of production, help me pay to update my website, and get the traffic boosted up, cause Mike said he ain’t gonna pay for my shit, lol, figures.

So, if everyone who listens to the podcast and reads the blog donated $10 a month, I’d literally be rolling in dough, my stats for just this tiny blog ain’t that bad, some posts get 10k views or more. Once I hit the goal for what’s needed to make it run smooth, I won’t EVEN bother y’all no more, really! I like writing posts, and will write more, I just need support until whenever I figure out how the ads work and get a wider circulation. So, Paypal, Venmo, and CashApp are the ways I accept funds, just do it and I’ll write more frequently, I’m positive.

On to Niggardly…Heh…

Have you ever had one of those hilarious days on Twitter where people from ALL OVER come to deliberately misconstrue wtf you just said? If not, you need to hang around me WAY WAY more often, lordt. So, like two weeks ago, I came across a video of Bernie talking about how he wasn’t going to be niggardly with Daycare funding. Cool. I knew the word, I mean, I write words everyday, but my stepdad, who is WHITE, used to use this word way too much and I had to break him. Why? I only heard him use it of black folks, and y’all know me, I am not the one. So, I posted the video saying that he should have used a different word…like stingy. See how I provided a synonym? That means I know exactly what it means, right?

Oh, and keep this in mind while you’re reading these replied.

Ummm Hmmm….

Tell me why this happened:

What?

 

Nobody said it was.

 

 

Wow, how stupid. It literally has synonyms written on it. NOBODY SAID THEY WERE THE SAME.

Et tu, Josh Marshall? Why can’t you just assume I know this? I know this.

Apparently I need etymology lessons to know why saying a word that sounds close to a word that is a racial slur might be problematic.

If people need etymology courses just to know you aren’t using a racial slur…maybe you should use another word.

I ended up having to write this one:

To this date and time I have not received one fucking video of any white person in a crowd of black folks hollering about how niggardly they are.

 

Bye, Love Y’all!!

HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON DOESN’T OWE ANY OF Y’ALL B*TCHES A GODDAMN THING, NOW DIE MAD!!

It’s TEA TIME with Hillary, y’all!!! She’s out here dishing ALL of the details on how nobody even LIKES Bernie’s ass anyway, and I am HERE FOR IT. As you can already see, Bernie Twitter is lit the mutha fuck up over what Hillary has said, and all the fuckbois of the leftist variety are ready to die so mad. The K-Hive has a new energy today, baby, cause we have gotten our brand new Tea Mugs filled to the BRIM! Hillary poured enough to fill a fucking Great Lake, cause that’s just what one does when one sees their very own rat fucking asshole strutting around like his shit don’t stank.

You can buy this mug.

 

There will be a new Netflix series coming out about Hillary, and it is not good news for Bernie Sanders. Lololololololololololol!!! Hillary, usually so tight-lipped when it comes to shit talking, has decided she doesn’t need a filter anymore, so she’s gonna say her piece, and “fuck you very much forever” if you don’t like it. It seems like everyone is kissing Bernie’s ass for fear of his relentless Bernie Brats, but Hillary doesn’t need their votes anymore, so she’s dishing out the dirt and and tossing out reminders of how terrible Bernie behaved on the campaign trail. Recently, she had an interview with The Hollywood Reporter, and she said some things we needed to hear; how nobody want to work with him (HAAAHAAAH!!), how his toxic culture has harmed the Democratic Party, and how she doesn’t even know if she’ll endorse the old codger.

From Newsweek:

“In the doc, you’re brutally honest on Sanders: ‘He was in Congress for years. He had one senator support him. Nobody likes him, nobody wants to work with him, he got nothing done. He was a career politician. It’s all just baloney and I feel so bad that people got sucked into it.’ That assessment still hold?” Hollywood Reporter TV editor Lacey Rose asked.

“Yes, it does,” Clinton responded, plainly.

 

Has there ever been a more toxic campaign than the two that included Sanders? Maybe. But I was not alive for it.

“It’s not only him, it’s the culture around him. It’s his leadership team. It’s his prominent supporters. It’s his online Bernie Bros and their relentless attacks on lots of his competitors, particularly the women,” Clinton said. “And I really hope people are paying attention to that because it should be worrisome that he has permitted this culture — not only permitted, [he] seems to really be very much supporting it.”

Can you imagine having a President who acts like a cartoon villain? That’s what Bernie does when he gives a wink and a nod to his shitty-bros, and sets them on whichever woman is in his way. When has Bernie ever tried to stop this shit? Oh, sure. He gave a statement a hundred million years ago, but he knows his fans engage in sexist and racist behavior daily, so if he is such an “anti-racist” and “a feminist” how the hell does he feel comfortable being THE face of THE movement that literally runs around trying to destroy the reputations of Black Women online just for not supporting Bernie? I’ll tell you: Bernie is an old white BIGOT. Only a bigot would let their own movement become WELL KNOWN haters of Black Women. This is YOUR FAULT Bernie. And fuck you, no apology will ever make me think you’re not just a set of racist old white balls.

“And I don’t think we want to go down that road again where you campaign by insult and attack and maybe you try to get some distance from it, but you either don’t know what your campaign and supporters are doing or you’re just giving them a wink and you want them to go after Kamala [Harris] or after Elizabeth [Warren],” Clinton continued. “I think that that’s a pattern that people should take into account when they make their decisions.”

I ain’t gonna say shit about E-Dub, since she is stupidly still trying to be friends with that ridiculous old fusspot. But the heat and viciousness they went after Kamala Harris with will never be forgotten by me or many others, and is the main reason I will never vote for that venomous ancient killjoy. People like to try to pretend that Bernie has no idea, he is just an innocent old man who wants me to have healthcare. BULLSHIT. This has been going on for 5 years and if he doesn’t know by now?

He is completely unqualified to lead a goddamn Kindergarten circle, let alone a nation.

“I think that both the press and the public have to really hold everybody running accountable for what they say and what their campaign says and does,” she continued. 

This is my problem with the Press. I cannot for the life of me figure out why Bernie has endless free passes to allow his movement to turn into a catshit fire, and nobody will say ANYTHING about how deplorable they are. Are they really just so fucking scared of the cyber attacks and of Bernie crying foul? Do your goddamn jobs, bitches. Inform the people of how toxic this guy is, and stop covering for him like he’s fucking paying your pathetic asses. We KNOW he has trolls. YOU are the only people who can shame their asses into fucking off.

“Then this argument about whether or not or when he did or didn’t say that a woman couldn’t be elected, it’s part of a pattern. If it were a one-off, you might say, ‘OK, fine.’ But he said I was unqualified,” Clinton said. “I had a lot more experience than he did, and got a lot more done than he had, but that was his attack on me.”

Well I, oop! If he said Hillary was unqualified, I KNOW GODDAMN WELL he told E-Dub she can’t win, on my Mama, y’all.

“I just think people need to pay attention because we want, hopefully, to elect a president who’s going to try to bring us together, and not either turn a blind eye, or actually reward the kind of insulting, attacking, demeaning, degrading behavior that we’ve seen from this current administration,” Clinton warned.

The Moral of the story is, don’t fuck a woman over by being a fake feministing, misogynist, delusional, vainglorious, wimpy, unaccomplished, menacing, loud, vindictive old fraud and let your gang of merkin wearing emo-incel chupacabra-cylon trolls torch and destroy the reputations of every single woman who says she don’t like you if you can’t handle a bitch coming back for a piece of your ass. Because we are two weeks out from Iowa, and the next week will be filled with people talking about how much they don’t even like Bernie Sanders. And I JUST bought a bunch of boxes of tea bags. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Everyone That Stood Up To Hillary For Tulsi Needs To Have About A Million Seats

Time for everyone to have infinity seats.

For days I have watched people become increasingly more hysterical over La Hillary saying some perfectly reasonable things, which apparently is illegal. For one, she basically called Jill Stein what she is–“a Russian asset” lol, or in layman’s terms, “A Useful Idiot.” Next, she went in on Tulsi Gabbard for there being suspect websites in favor of her and high level of troll activity supporting her. This is something I don’t even need to fact check. I know it’s true. I get trolled by these unamerican accounts all the time; they all either have accts that were dormant for years that suddenly woke up this spring or summer, or they are brand new accounts that appear to have been created specifically to troll Democrats, especially me, and my followers in the K-Hive. This could because they love trolling all of the people who were on the “Tulsi Gabbard Twitter Enemy List” last spring, and I was lucky enough to reach number 22. Only number 22? How lame. I deserve better treatment.

Yeah, I was robbed, that much is clear, and it was unfair. I submit that I should have been much higher on the list (a lower number) since I despise Tulsi far more than many of the people who suspiciously ranked better than me. I mean, whoever made the list said I was BAD BAD BAD. That’s 3 bads. Nobody else got 3 fucking bads. I should have been in the top ten. The makers of that ranking chart need to have a fucking seat.

As you know, I often call on people who are “doing the most” to have between a million and a billion seats, for many very good reasons. One helpful reason is they need to sit their asses the entire fuck down and shut that shit the complete fuck up. Like, they need to do it right fucking now. This includes “Democratic” candidates for the Presidency, like the always annoying and never quiet Bernie Sanders, and even my boy Beto (how could you? I forgive you because you’re not Bernie, but stop it). Sigh. Strange bedfellows.

That’s not all that’s strange about this “Hillary Called Me A Russian Asset On A Podcast” story that Tulsi Gabbard and the entire media have been weaving. The strangest part is that Hillary never actually said Tulsi was a Russian asset at all. Recall, I wrote a thing about that very thing last week and in that piece I made sure to highlight the fact that I actually LISTENED to the actual fucking podcast so that I actually heard what Hillary was actually saying instead of trusting anyfuckingbody in the media to transcribe anything Hillary says for me. There is this weird thing in the media where they focused an extraordinarily extreme amount of time on Hillary’s boring ass emails while pretty much giving Donald Trump a pass, normalizing him even, and it made me not trust a fucking thing they said in regard to Hillary.

Since Bernie obviously only reads above the fold, never listened to the podcast, and is likely bitter about losing to Hillary, he forcefully defended Tulsi from shit Hillary didn’t say. Let me remind you that Bernie called Hillary unqualified based on a headline saying she called him unqualified, but she had never said THAT at all.

I suppose it might be outrageous if anybody had actually said it, Gramps. You look like an asshole who is still bitter about being beat by a woman.

Other people who can have seats: Marianne “Queen of the Moon People” Williamson, Andrew “Don’t Circumcise Your Baby’s Wang” Yang, Jill “Remember When I Punked Y’all Out of Recount Money” Stein, Van “I Block Black People Because They Read My Ass” Jones, and even Cory “I Think About My Girlfriend All Day” Booker and Pete “I’m Friends With Zuckerberg Who Sold The Last Election To Trump” Buttigieg jumped all the hell over Hillary to defend Tulsi and they can each have about a Trillion seats. 

Raw Story:

President Donald Trump has attacked former Sec. Hillary Clinton over the weekend for trying to blame Russia for everything. In fact, The New York Times story that quoted an interview with Clinton mistakenly alleged the quote. It was incorrect and The Times has fixed their error.

Clinton never said Rep. Tulsi Gabbard (D-HI) was being “groomed” by the “Russians,” according to an update from The Times.

Oops!!! I suppose everyone who attacked Hillary for saying Tulsi was a Russian asset will hurry up and apologize for their grievous error that has the potential to destroy Hillary’s reputation? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!! Yeah right. Rarely does anyone apologize to Hillary or even admit to making a mistake in whatever bullshit they spread about her.

Republicans were ‘grooming’ her as a third-party candidate,” The Times said in a corrected report (emphasis from RawStory).

Oh, what’s this? REPUBLICANS were grooming Tulsi? Why don’t we have a million articles and candidates who I’ll never vote for coming out and defending Tulsi on THAT? Is it because it’s kinda obvious since Trump wanted to give her a job, she’s a DINO, she goes on Fox to rail against Democrats, and has a 1990s view on abortion.

 

I haven’t even gotten to the strangest part of Tulsi’s gyrations over Hillary not saying she was being groomed by the Russians: Tulsi seems to think she can compete with Hillary for some reason.

“It’s now clear that this primary is between you and me,” Gabbard tweeted about Clinton. “Don’t cowardly hide behind your proxies. Join the race directly.”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Tulsi. What the fuck kind of weed are they growing in Hawaii? I know they usually have the fire, but damn boo, it makes YOU say dumb ass shit.

From Washington Post:

Defenders of Gabbard, including those on the right and the populist left who regularly oppose the Democratic establishment, may attempt to color Clinton’s critiques of the lawmaker as bitterness coupled with the former secretary of state’s desire to bolster a more centrist candidate’s campaign. But experts in the field of Russian interference view manipulations of Gabbard’s campaign as potentially harmful to the 2020 election in ways that are similar to the previous election. And for those who are concerned about the integrity of the U.S. election process, that is a much bigger issue than Gabbard’s personal feelings.

Hi. This is not about your stupid ass personal feelings about Hillary anymore, this is about our Democracy, something Many of these very important people who defended Gabbard all profess to care about deeply. The media seems to be stuck on trying to prove they were right to treat Hillary like shit while giving Donald Trump a free pass on all of his faults. I’m tired of this shit, so the media can have 100 trillion fucking seats.

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Everyone That Stood Up To Hillary For Tulsi Needs To Have About A Million Seats—Remix

Time for everyone to have infinity seats.

I am re-posting this piece because Tulsi Gabbard is pretty much in her own world, so I wanted everyone to take a look back at the world as it actually was when “The Incident” happened. Just like before, everyone and their Mama is out there losing their goddamn minds on social media, and the actual media is CLUELESS AS FUCK. I’ve been checking out various blogs and sites where this story about Hillary calling Tulsi a “Russian Asset” is posted. So far NO GOOD. This morning The Tulsicabra announced the she is filing or has filed a lawsuit on Hillary Clinton for defamation. I said, “wait, what?” Because I usually have a kick ass memory, I felt a bit nervous when I didn’t see anyone mentioning that Tulsi’s version of that interview was not factual. And also, Hillary never even said the woman’s name.

 

Okay, I know you don’t actually have to say the name for there to be a case, but whatever. Just read the post. Continue reading