Two House Democrats on Monday unveiled a resolution that would censure Rep. Mo Brooks (R-Ala.) for allegedly inciting the mob that attacked the U.S. Capitol last week in an attempt to stop lawmakers from ratifying President-elect Joe Biden‘s Electoral College victory. The resolution from Democratic Reps. Tom Malinowski (N.J.) and Debbie Wasserman Schultz states that Brooks’s address before a rally of President Trump‘s supporters in front of the White House “encouraged and incited violence against his fellow Members of Congress, as part of an assault on the United States Capitol.”
Trump is still an asshole, even if you happen to be on of his staunchest supporters, apparently. Last night, Trump had another one of his infamously Covid-19 ridden events, only this time, elderly supporters were left to either freeze to death, or brave the elements for the miles long walk back to their vehicles. I live in a later time zone than most of you, so I’m up late at night scouring the internet to see what Trump plans to do in order to kill me in my sleep. This left me on hand and alert when reports started coming in about the people being rushed to the hospital with symptoms of hypothermia. I’ll let The Lincoln Project tell you what happened to Trump’s biggest fans last night in the cold while waiting for buses to take them back to their cars.
— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) October 28, 2020
You hear that shit? He left HUNDREDS of supporters behind, with no transportation.
The president left on Air Force One just after 9 p.m following the event at the Eppley Airfield. But many of his supporters were stuck there until very late at night, miles away from their cars, waiting for the buses the Trump campaign had chartered to shuttle attendees back to the parking lot…Thirty people were “contacted for medical reasons” and seven were transported to the hospital from the event, a spokesperson for the Omaha Police Department told BuzzFeed News.
He had these people outside waiting on busses that were obviously never ever ever going to come, who does that? Trump. Not only were there hundreds of people still left outside in the cold when the busses the campaign chartered left, never to return, temperatures were so cold, at least 30 had to be taken to the hospital for weather related medical issues.
According to Omaha Scanner, a Twitter account that monitors local emergency scanners in the area, a number of people had to be treated for hypothermia and other conditions as a result of the cold. One older adult was reported to be “frozen cold unable to move with an altered mental status.”
Oh look! Trump is trying to throw Grandma off a Ice Cliff!! Where is Paul Ryan when you need him? Oh, that’s right, he quit when he saw the orange disaster coming.
While the Trump campaign claimed it had hired “plenty of buses” but was simply “having trouble getting them to people still waiting because traffic flow on the small, two-lane airport access road” was limited to one direction, a police officer said that “at least 30 more buses” were needed to accommodate people, according to a CNN reporter.
Just like the Titanic, there weren’t enough lifeboats, or in this case, heated busses, to tote all of his fanatical supporters back to safety. Instead they had to either hoof it back to their cars, or rely on emergency services to come pick their half frozen bodies up and cart them to the local hospital.
In a statement, Samantha Zager, Trump’s deputy national press secretary, said they “always strive to provide the best guest experience at our events and we care about their safety. President Trump loves his supporters and was thrilled to visit Omaha last night,” Zager said. “Despite the cold, tens of thousands of people showed up for his rally. Because of the sheer size of the crowd, we deployed 40 shuttle buses instead of the normal 15, but local road closures and resulting congestion caused delays.”
Oh, please, Samantha! We know Trump doesn’t give a shit about his supporters, and we know y’all didn’t do anything when you heard they were out there freezing last night. This whole situation is a mere glimpse at what trump has in store for all of us if he manages to win another term. I tend to see people who attend a Trump rally as lost causes, so I doubt many who actually suffered harm will change their minds and not vote for him. It’s really sad how terribly Trump treats his own fans, and even though their minds are completely twisted, it’s hard for me to say they deserve to suffer like that, so I won’t. I will say “We told you so.” and hope a few of his hypothermic superfans wake the hell up before it’s too late for all of us.
Candace Owens, aka That Lady Who Keeps Screaming About Blexit, has been saying stupid shit again, but this time she has chosen a non-political target for her constant abuse, Meghan Markle and Prince Harry. Harry spoke with the media recently, and discussed the bias he has witnessed due to his marriage to a black woman, and that really chapped Ms. Owens’ already ashy hide. Normally, if someone said such stupid shit as Ms Owens, I would snatch their edges until it waxed their kitty. Unfortunately for those of you who are really just here to watch her get dragged by her rusty ass, blue magic needing, over hot combed, pro-styled edges, I can’t even find enough baby hairs to drag this wretch around a room.
Can somebody PLEASE pay Prince Harry’s ransom so Meghan Markle stops releasing these hostage videos?
I love you England but 2020 has been rough enough without us having to watch a Stockholm syndrome royal losing his soul to a D-list actress. https://t.co/QZ6flqAHKW
— Candace Owens (@RealCandaceO) October 26, 2020
Can someone explain that muthafuckin photo of Candace Owens and her unnecessary, and seemingly terrified husband? I’m not one to talk shit, but quite frankly, he looks ready to jump out of a moving car to get away from her ass.
Does this look like the face of someone who is completely comfortable with the person he is with? I mean, damn Sis, maybe you should be taking care of the homefront before you start talking shit about another woman and her man, your man looks ready to hop on the next thing smoking to get far the fuck away from you and your shit. I’m not saying this to be mean. I’ve seen insecure women like Candace try to drag other women for not taking care of their man, only for them to be faced with the fact that their own man is super unhappy being tied to such a ridiculous troll. If anyone needs rescued, it’s probably the Prince Joffreyesque dude that keeps his pillow next to Candace’s on their bed.
Why the fuck is she so mad about other people’s relationships?
As far as what Candace had to say about Harry and Meghan, I don’t plan on responding to that, or really even breaking down how fucking stupid you have to be to pretend you’re better than a “D-list” (this is a lie) actress who married a fucking prince, just because you have a big mouth and an agenda of propping up White Supremacy. I think Ms.Owens should be more worried about her own relationship with that guy who looks like he’s stunned to be stuck with her in an airport, kinda like he just met an insane stranger who somehow thinks she’s his wife. Nothing about that photo screams normal, and really, if you look at it too long, he actually rather looks like a hostage himself. Candace Owens can take her raggedy edges and dirty legs somewhere, and find herself a million seats so she can sit her ass TF down and stay out of Black folks business.
Shut up, Candace.
Since we never know what the hell is going on in the world, I decided maybe we need a news round up to tell us wtf happened overnight, but don’t get excited, nothing good ever happens.
Wisconsin heads to the polls today, and it’s all bad. Governor Evers ordered the primary moved to June due to Corona Virus, yet the Conservative Wisconsin Supreme court voted to strike down the order given by the Governor. Not to be outdone, Kavanaugh and the Conservative majority on the US Supreme Court struck down extended absentee voting in the state, so voters are out of luck and will have to brave the Covid-19 virus in order to participate in our Democracy. Even worse, it appears that only 4 polling places are open in Milwaukee and the lines are already long. So, wear masks and cover up if you are a Wisconsin voter, and wash those hands before you touch anything even if you wear gloves. Ya never know what might happen, so better safe than sorry.
White House Press Secretary Stephanie Grisham is leaving her job, and no, she has never once held a press briefing. Grisham was employed by Melania Trump’s office before being promoted to WH Press Secretary and will be returning to her job, so, at least she won’t be in the unemployment line with millions of others. Mark Meadows has taken over and hired Kayleigh McEnany, who used to be on CNN all the time.
CNN reported that Grisham is returning to the East Wing where she will serve as First Lady Melania Trump’s spokesperson and chief of staff.
According to the report, White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows is considering Trump campaign spokesperson Kayleigh McEnany to replace Grisham.
If you don’t know who McEnany is I have a clip that should remind you of how terribly weird and awkward she can be.
“You can scoot until you fall off that ledge!!!”
Oh my God, she is such a weirdo, no lie.
John Lewis has endorsed Joe Biden for President, and I’m hoping the Berniebro Nation is able to control themselves this time.
— Biologically Black Bianca (@RealKHiveQueenB) April 7, 2020
Last cycle Superdelegates were still in play, so each time a big endorsement came down it fueled Berner conspiracy theories about the DNC, The Establishment, and Hillary Clinton. Nowadays, without the Supers, big endorsements fuel conspiracy theories about the DNC, The Establishment, and Joe Biden. Since we’ve gone rounds over John Lewis all over the web before, it would be nice if we didn’t end up watching the toxic Catshitfire that people call a Revolution spew racist garbage at a Living Legend. I’ll keep you updated on this, I have my eyes open and I’m ready to call out the worst of the worst. Speaking of the worst of things, a Coughing Tiger at the Bronx Zoo has tested positive for the Corona Virus likely due to an asymptomatic attendant or zookeeper. This is not the first animal to contract the virus during this pandemic and it shows how dangerous it is, and how easily it is spread.
The tiger’s positive diagnosis follows scattered reports around the world of other animals contracting the virus, raising concerns among pet owners about whether their animals could be at risk. Officials in Hong Kong have discovered covid-19 in at least one cat and two dogs quarantined with their infected owners, while a cat in Belgium showed some signs consistent with the virus after its owner returned from Italy and later tested positive.
See that? Even cats and dogs can get it, so make sure you wash your hands before you care for your pets, don’t be a dumbass.
Black People are at higher risk for Corona Virus, says the Surgeon General. Black People figured that out about 3 weeks ago, but, hey, good lookin’ out, you at least tried. The death toll for Corona has exceeded the death toll from 9-11, a milestone nobody wanted to reach; it’s really a shame that we don’t have an adult human President, because the Federal response is absolute chaos. Cuomo and other Governors have found themselves having to work around Donald Trump in order to help their constituents, but at least he sent the Navy Ships, I guess. On that note, a crew member of the Navy ship Comfort has also tested positive for Corona, but luckily, they say it will not affect their ability to take in patients. The Comfort is parked where ailing New Yorkers can be taken in easily when forced to search for an alternative hospital facility, due to over-crowding at local hospitals; another ship named the Mercy is parked in LA Harbor ready to take in Los Angelinos if things get too bad there. Last thing on Corona; Demi Moore and her ex-husband Bruce Willis are self isolating together, says their daughter, no, I don’t remember which one, I just threw it in because it shows how weird this pandemic is making people act. Oh, I lied, one more thing…. Rand Paul has officially recovered from the Corona Virus, and is volunteering at the hospital; I guess kids can always use an extra clown to cheer them up, so I’m sure he will be kept busy making balloon animals and joking about lawn disputes.
Last thing; David Klion is extra hysterical this morning and boy is he pissing in his own Cheerios. Still bitter from the impending loss of Bernie Sanders to Joe Biden, he has a salty ass piece in Daily Beast where he cries like a little titty baby and works himself into a lather over The Future. Many of us are pretty sure we’re all going to die anyway, because Trump is literally trying to kill us with his dismal response to this health crisis, so, we find David to be a never ending source of amusement.
Here is the title…
By Picking Joe Biden, Democrats Are Kissing Their Future Goodbye
Oh, such a murderous title, I bet that really hit ya in the feels, huh?
Yes, there will be absolutely NO FUCKING FUTURE for the entire Democratic Party because merkin faced poo poo head David is seriously serious about how screwed we are unless Joe Biden becomes Bernie Sanders. AND HE MEANS IT!. For real! He means it! Grrrr! Are you scared, did he scare you? No? Me neither.
He wrote this in the Daily Beast today:
Now history is repeating itself, as Marx warned, as farce, with Bernie Sanders decisively winning the argument over the party’s future while meeting unshakeable resistance from a Democratic establishment composed largely of politicians who were shaped by 1968.
Oh give me a fucking break, dude, if you said this on TV you could get a Daytime Emmy AT LEAST, just for the melodramatic title. Bernie won what argument? Oh, here we go with this shit. If Bernie had won any argument, he would be in the LEAD and not LOSING. One thing I always enjoy is the idea these folks have that Bernie is somehow timeless and immortal, always winning the “real” battle, while also being the wokest of the woke. Just like Marx. Who was pretty fucking racist. What is it with the leftist set and their love for old ass men who never accomplished much? That’s rhetorical. Don’t bother getting your beautiful mind worked up, because he said some more stupid shit.
Here is the choice bit:
If Democrats are serious about exciting their entire base in November to defeat Trump, there are still steps they can take to win over the Sanders coalition.
Win over the people who promise we will never win them over? Yippee! Who doesn’t want to kiss their asses, eat a thousand shit sandwiches, and have them still not show up again?? Yeah, no. Contrary to popular Berner belief; they are not base voters. It is actually harder to get them into the polls for Dems this cycle than it is to get never Trump Republicans and Independents. Once you hold the party hostage to your demand a few times and we LOSE, you kinda lose your place among the base.
Sanders should (and, one expects, will) be given a prominent speaking role at the virtual convention; his allies like Reps. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Rashida Tlaib should be as well.
Why? Hasn’t he given that same ass speech a million times? I don’t actually want to hear from Tlaib or Bernie at the fuck all. It would be nice to have a moment where the winner was celebrated and maybe not have a bunch of Progressives there who love to lead the audience in boos when someone they don’t like is mentioned. Also, they cry too much. Also, they put tape over their mouths and look stupid and pathetic and I’m really annoyed with the whole set this week. Tlaib, no. Don’t wanna hear her speak. Nope.
Biden should make explicit in his own remarks that he understands and empathizes with younger voters’ legitimate anger.
“Hi. Thousands of people are dying, but we want you to make us feel special and give us the attention we crave; oh yeah, tell us our white male anger is okay and legitimize it, or else we won’t vote for Biden over Trump. We’re not really going to show up, but we want to see you break your necks to get us to the polls.” This is what I read.
But endorsements and speeches won’t be enough. Biden must also embrace the substantive aspects of Sanders’ platform—including Medicare For All, which exit polls across the country show clear support for, as well as the Green New Deal and tuition-free college—that have galvanized millennials. Everything about the virtual convention could be designed to showcase this agenda.
Oh, this makes perfect sense. Biden should put on his Bernie Sanders costume and run on Bernie’s policies that Bernie lost twice with; once again, or else they won’t show up. Also, we MUST showcase BERNIE’S agenda by pretty much building the entire convention around HIS policies that Biden MUST run on, and then we can pretend Sander’s fans won’t just say Biden is disingenuous, and “doesn’t really mean it” like they did to Hillary. How droll. Biden already has his own fucking policies, and I can see David hasn’t bothered to even google Biden’s website. I get that David and the gang really believe everyone was super in love with Bernie’s platform, yet that is actually not the case at all. If voters really wanted Bernie’s wishlist and thought it was feasible, wouldn’t we be voting for Bernie? Biden has already reached out and included a policy from Liz Warren and a policy from Bernie Sanders; there is very little chance Biden will suddenly switch out ALL of his policies for Bernie’s any time soon. David is going to have to deal with the fact that Bernie lost, and no amount of dressing him up in Bernie’s wrinkled, ill fitting, Socialist suits will transmogrify Joe into Bernie. THANK YOU BLACK JESUS. But, at least he has realized that Biden will be the nominee. Let’s just hope he tells his friends on Twitter, so they stop making shit up about Joe in hopes Bernie will become the default nominee if they can force something to stick.
Um, who was supposed to be cancelling Diamond and Silk while I was busy?
I realize I have not been paying much attention to Ms. Hardaway and Ms. Richardson, aka Diamond and Silk, or as I like to call them, the Black Mascots of White Nationalism, but I was kinda busy ignoring their asses. It’s not like I’m mad at them, I literally forgot they existed. Sure, they sent me a “Cease and Desist” for holding my own personal “Chit Chat Tour” about them, but it was for nothing more than making general observations about their mannerisms and style. Mere larks, in my opinion, and to be real, I was just offering them advice on how to not sound dumb, and how to not look so goddamn easty. I wasn’t even salty about being told to shut up. I was laughing though.
Once I received my “STFU” paper, like I said, I found myself amused rather than afraid. I did not cease OR desist, I had fun dragging them some more.
Then, I completely ran out of shit to say about their boring asses. But just for the shits and giggles, and in case they try to sue me again, let’s go back and remember what exactly I said that was so wrong the first time.
- This is the nonsense they sent me.
So, I made a few “Besmirch statements” about them, and by that I mean honest observations, but I doubt it merited snagging some sixth grader and press-ganging her into service writing fake ass cease and desist notices for them at their “Lawyer’s Office.” I highly doubt an adult of semi-average intelligence would have thought that silly shit looked professional. Either that, or they have some of the shittiest lawyers known to mankind. A lawyer told me that, I am not a lawyer, so, I tend to just buy into whatever the closest lawyer to me says on any legal topic. I mean, once we got beyond the whole “Can I get sued for having awesome opinions” thing, I was GOLDEN, and not trying to get down into the weeds with coffee drinkers who argue for a living.
Here are the parts that really pissed their nutty asses off.
“I’m getting super tired of Diamond and Silk, especially since at this point they’ve been running this con long enough for me to accidentally remember BOTH of their real Government names, Lynette Hardaway (Fucking Diamond), and Rochelle Richardson (Goddamn Silk). I have long despised both trolls; I’ve hated their hair, their animal print, their dumb facial expressions, their jiggin’ and jivin’, but most of all? I have hated the way they prop up the most vile white supremacy in our government, and it’s time to start calling that shit out.”
See what I mean? Not a muthafucking lie told, yet those burnished banshees legit could not handle just the slightest of criticisms. As you can see from the photo I used, those Swap-meet Socialites are STILL wearing the same style of lace fronts I had hoped they’d see fit to retire. But, unlike before, they must have found a shipment of Meemaw Liz’s struggle sweaters, cause they seem to have retired the gaudy animal print in favor of..I don’t know, wool? Cotton? Fabric Arts were NOT my focus at art school. I preferred ceramics.
Okay, maybe I said a FEW other things they hated.
“They are the black faces of White Nationalism.”
Yes. I did say this, please note that I was the FIRST one to call these hefas what they were. All y’all muthafuckas were beating around the bush searching for a kind or politically correct way to call them out for performing Blackness for white audiences. I had no such struggle. What I said was ALREADY toned way the hell down. They should be grateful.
“… hate them for looking so dumb … “
Okay, and? Yes, I did say let’s just hate y’all for looking dumb. Not sure what the problem is.
Said article deliberately and maliciously slandered and defamed Diamond and Silk and the Diamond and Silk brand by deliberately and maliciously attaching their name to racist context.
Oh, I was deliberate and malicious? Well, that changes….nothing.
This part gets me on the whole floor every time I read it:
“Diamond and Silk Brand.”
B!tch, what? Lololololololol!!
Y’all do know this grift train can fly off the tracks anytime soon, yeah? I hope to hell you’re saving your Chit Chat Tour money, cause you ain’t never coming to another Black Cookout, not even when you get old. Sorry. You made your choice. Go eat at Ivanka’s nasty ass cookout that will probably make Gwenneth Paltrow’s weirdnesses look like Soul Food. Enjoy that shit.
Today, we have yet ANOTHER PROBLEM coming from these two cosplaying clowns, and the buffoonery is simply off the charts. Wait until you see and hear what they said. Brace yourself, it is very dumb.
The Fox News commentators known as “Diamond & Silk” claimed on Friday’s edition of “Fox & Friends” that Democrats were using the “same tactics” on President Donald Trump that were used on “our ancestors back during the Jim Crow day.”
If this ain’t the stupidest shit on the earth, I don’t even know.
Excuse me, Miss. Thang, don’t you think it would “Be Best” if your asses cracked open a history book every now and again, you know, just to hide your doltish chicanery from those of us who know better? How is Trump suffering by means of any of the same tactics that oppressed our ancestors? Is he being segregated by law? Denied access to public accommodations? Is he being denied his right to vote, practice free speech and lie all over the place? Is he in danger of being lynched? Anything? No? Shut the fuck up, Diamond. You’re stupid.
Let’s watch the segment…
Oh look, someone is taking elocution lessons. *Snicker*
Yeah, you heard her extra stupid and ridiculous ass say that. The half-witted Wonder-dummies are doing the MOST to try to let Uncle Sugar know they are pressing hard for the Black Vote. Sure, they are lying their unholy, natural asses off, but this is the Trump Administration; would anybody working for Trump even trust them if they DIDN’T lie their asses off like everyone else? Hell no. I’d lie about EVERYTHING if I worked for Trump. Even my name.
Lynnette Hardaway and Rochelle Richardson, who go by the names Diamond & Silk, also host their own show on the streaming service Fox Nation. The duo appeared on the president’s favorite morning show to discuss a Wall Street Journal editorial that wondered “what if … enough black Americans voted for Donald Trump to re-elect him.”
What if you two stopped competing with Nina Turner on who could be the best Court Jester? That might help Black People feel less ashamed of you all.
“First of all, back in 2016, black America had nothing to lose,” Hardaway said. “But if they don’t vote for Donald J. Trump in 2020, they have everything to lose.”
Like what, Diamond? I see you didn’t name a goddamn thing we’d lose besides 280 pounds of lying asshole in the White House. Also? Stop lying.
We actually have some data on what Black voters are thinking, and surprise!! Miss Diamond has no actual clue what the fuck she’s talking about. As USUAL.
Washington Post Ipsos Survey of African American Voters:
24. In general, do you think it is a good or a bad time to be a…
a. black person in America 30 (Yes) 65 (No) 4 (No Opinion)
b. white person in America 77 (Yes) 18 (No) 5 (No Opinion)
AWWW!! Looks like you were talking to your imaginary Black Friends WHO LIE TO YOU again, Ladies.
Oh, look at this one:
29. Do you think President Trump is a racist?
No opinion 4
The 13%? Those are LIARS. As for the Black Struggle Sisters? Maybe, just maybe, you Ladies are dishonest, self serving, grifty, phony, lying liars who like to lie a lot? You would literally have to let me meet your Black friends who said they are jumping ship for the GOP before I would even consider that you may be partially honest. And then, I probably would just assume they were lying liars too. Everything you’ve said has been complete and utter tarradiddle from Trump suffering Jim Crow to Black People changing their registrations to Republican. I know you’re just there so white people on the right can have a black voice repeat all of the suspect shit they want to say out loud to. Who better to be those voices than “Diamond and Silk, the Dangerous Duo of Dumbassery”, amirite? Right. I know you’re just going to keep on making shit up, but guess what? I’ll be here to call you liars in many and varied ways until the day you two motley wearing minstrel mavens finally finally fucking GO AWAY.
It’s Fundraising time!! Donate $5 or $10 today on Paypal (@bravenak), Cash App ($Bravenak) or Venmo, (@SuperBrave81) to help pay for the upcoming series of Vetting Bernie articles that are coming your way. And for Weed.