White Supremacy Makes You Invalidate Meghan Markle’s (and All Black People’s) Racism Claims

 

 

White Silence is Violence.

On Sunday, Meghan Markle and Prince Harry sat down with Oprah, and when they stood up again, the entire White, Anglo world was shook. This is not because the Duke and Duchess of Sussex said anything outrageously unbelievable, or even anything out of the ordinary, oh no. Instead what they had to say was far more commonplace, more normal than it should ever be. It was a timeless complaint that remains ever upon the lips of Black People, and the White people who love Black People; it was simply so remarkable because this time the people complaining just so happened to be Royalty. Or something like that.

The fall-out since the revelatory interview the couple gave to Oprah Winfrey has been so predictable, so arrogant, and so lacking in the least bit of self-awareness or empathy, that it actually proves the point the American Royals were making: The Brits have a racism problem nearly on par with our own hate-fest of anti-blackness, they simply don’t talk about it. Eagerly, they attempt to enforce their “Stiff Upper Lip,” even going so far as to try to demand the descendants of those African Humans whose lands they colonized, bodies they commoditized, and whose value they capitalized, silence themselves lest they be ostracized.

One thing I can do in the wake of this drama is to give white people five pieces of advice on how not to behave if they ever want to not be considered a big part of the problem when it comes to racism and white supremacy.

First up is Sharon Osborne and her incessant self centeredness when feeling confronted by the fact that her friend Piers Morgan is a racist, and that her support for him while he’s being so racist actually makes her racist too. So……

Never ever ever fucking do this shit.

1.You’re Either Racist or You’re Actively Anti-Racist.

“I feel like I’m about to be put in the electric chair…” This is so utterly fucked up and fragile. A white woman who experiences exactly zero racism in her life is playing the victim on race again, just like every single other time racism rears its’ wretched head. White people know racism is wrong, they know it’s bad, they know it’s as common as rainy day in Seattle. There are racist acts going on everywhere they look, yet they themselves never actually know anyone who is racist. Therefore, whenever one of their friends is accused of racism by Black people, they quickly turn up to defend them. And when Black people invariably push back, said white person immediately becomes the “real” victim, going so far as to imagine extreme illness or state sanctioned murder coming to take them away. As if they were the very same Black people who they themselves never rush out to defend when their friends are racially abusive. When you are not willing to push back against your own friends when they are being racist stank twats, how the fuck can we depend on you to call out systemic racism? How can we even trust you? If you can’t bring yourself to actively fight racism, racism will never ever end. And it’s all your fault.

How about this?

2. Stop fucking defending your racist ass friends whenever Black People complain about them. Just shut the fuck up and eat your food.

 Using reddish paper to apologize is insanely tacky and should never be done

This red “paper” isn’t even racist, it’s simply tacky as all fuck. Please just use the regular Caucasian colored paper you’d normally use when giving yourself a pass, okay? The words written there seem to be simply some more of that same old self serving Pablum we get from wannabe woke whites at first take. I get that she’s not a bad person, and I don’t really like what she wrote, yet on a second reading I felt like it had an air of honesty that’s been missing from Piers, the Meghan and Harry haters, and the Royal Family.

Speaking of the royal family…

3. Stop Invalidating Claims of Racism Made by Black People.

 

How the fuck would this dorkass know if the family is racist or has racist elements? Racists often save their racist shit up and deliver it to Black people up close and out loud. As a Prince, and a white man married to the whitest woman in England, William never has to actually experience one fucking bit of racism, ever. So, when he steps out of his lane to deny the claim that anything racist ever happened in that family, he is actually siding with white supremacy, and in the process, covertly attempting to silence his brother and Meghan Markle. I think we found the guy who fretted over baby Archie’s skin color. Or Colour, as they say. What speaks the loudest to me is not what he said, but what he couldn’t bring himself to say: “How terrible! I wish I had known she was experiencing this harm, it’s unacceptable, and I’m sorry I wasn’t there to help.” That’s what people who are not racist say, William, they speak out, they never remain silent.

The silence from strangers witnessing me deal with a racist Grocer, Cab driver, or even a cop, is extremely painful. I cannot imagine if it we’re my own family standing there staring at their feet, pretending nothing is wrong, feeding the press negative info about me to cover up their affairs, and not ever once defending me against untrue claims. Perhaps I would end up crying a great deal, isolating myself, falling into a depression, and end up feeling suicidal.

4. No Lives Matter Until Black Lives Matter.

Of the family, only the Queen gave a statement that even nodded at empathy. The remainder of that royal family who never spoke up for Meghan before continued not speaking up for her. Even William, once so close to his younger brother, has continued the silence, the distance between the two Princes has become immense. As of yesterday, William still hadn’t reached out, the only outreach he had done up to that point was to the press. That was when he gave himself a public “reach around,” and jizzed out his foolish denials of racism in a family of colonizers who hold wealth stripped from their darkest of former colonies, and have yet to bring themselves to return any of it.

Eventually all debts become due. The sun once never set on the British empire, yet today, the same empire that spread white, Anglo supremacy around the globe is faced with a fragile Commonwealth. Indeed, Barbados has already decided to leave and become a republic of some sort, and other Commonwealth nations appear to be considering making the same move. Black people in those places where the Royals were once feted and genuflected to are fed up with being tied to a state that denies the harm they’ve caused to the very people who enriched them so well. Why should they continue supporting a Crown that so invalidates the Black experience? They should not. It’s not Black people’s job to prop up white bullshit.

5. Ignorance is a Choice.

Playing up white victimhood over racism against Black People is racist.

Morgan quote tweeted Osbourne’s post and said: “Sharon’s been shamed & bullied into apologising for defending me against colleagues accusing me of racism because I don’t believe Meghan Markle’s bullsh*t. This is where we’ve reached. I demand an apology from those @TheTalkCBS bullies for their disgraceful slurs against ME.”

The best thing to come out of this whole show has been the complete and total self-cancellation of Piers Morgan. Piers, much like Sharon, could have simply shut the fuck up, ate his food, and kept his damn job. But, his blind ignorance and total and complete lack of self evaluation led him to the point of no return. After years of attacking Meghan Markle with zeal and fervor, Piers was unable to read the room; it had always gone fairly well for him to attack Black. Yet this time his choice to not educate himself has actually managed to harm him, and I cannot think of a more deserving, hateful, fucked up, and ignorant racist than Piers Morgan. Okay, besides Glenn Grothman.

 

Until next time…

 

 

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Piers Morgan Has Been Getting Smacked Around By Black Women All Week and It’s F*cking Beautiful. They Made Him Quit His Job.

It all started years ago, before Meghan and Harry met, realized how much they have in common, and fell in love. Before Harry and Meghan were a thing, it seems that Meghan and Piers Morgan were a thing, but, only in Piers’ own silly mind. When Meghan cut off contact to make a go of it with Harry, most people were understanding, I mean, get it girl! Not Piers. Piers seemed to think Meghan owed him something, something very personal, something no young lady ever gives up willingly: her privacy. Day after day, week after week, month after month, and for several years, Piers Morgan has spent a significant portion of his work life dragging pretty Meghan from London to the Bay; Meghan had rejected him, and he was enjoying making her pay.

Until today. Or rather, until Monday. That’s when the proverbial shit hit the old desk fan, leaving a sweaty, hysterical Morgan whining like the utter bitch that he is, to no avail.

Piers Morgan has had his worst week of the year; he’s whined, he’s cried, he’s railed against Meghan Markle, he’s attacked Meghan, he’s complained about Meghan, he’s implied she’s lying about racism, bullying, and suicidal thoughts. Not only that, he’s lost his temper, behaved like a racist colonizer, gotten checked on set by various colleagues, looked extremely vengeful; it’s so bad, he’s even stormed off the set in a petty huff, and it’s only Wednesday Tuesday. Boy he sure fit a whole lot of bitching into one fucking day. * Update: It’s still Wednesday Tuesday, and that old bitch of a TV host, Piers Morgan, has fucking quit his fucking job, are you proud of your bullying of that lily white disgrace to the White race? Oh, you’re white and you enjoyed making his racist ass quit? Well, alright, then. Carry on.

“They’ve trashed everything the queen has worked so hard for, and we’re supposed to believe they’re compassionate?” Morgan said on “Good Morning Britain.”

Oh no!!! Pooor Queenie!! What’s a 90 year old recipient of wealth stolen from all four corner of the Earth do?? Poor Dear. I suppose she’ll have to comfort herself with her Crown Jewels and Billions of Dollars. There, there, Piers. Calm down. Be a big boy for the audience, okay?

Yes, Piers spent the first days of this week hiding behind the Queen’s skirts, like an overgrown doofus titty baby. His pathetic virtue signaling was saccharine and cloying. He accused people of saying disgusting things about the Queen, when they discussing the institution of the Monarchy itself. Piers was so fed up with mean talk about Queenie that he raged, he roared, and he showed his fangs. Also? It appeared like he damn near cried when Trisha Goddard smacked him down, and he fell off his high horse.

But his belittling of the couple drew a live on-air clapback from TV host Trisha Goddard, who is Black.

Wait for it….

“Why is everybody else such an expert about racism against Black people?” she asked. “I’m sorry, Piers, you don’t get to call out what is and isn’t racism against Black people. I’ll leave you to call out all the other stuff you want, but leave the racism stuff to us, eh?”

Hello SOMEBODY!! (Hey, Nina. This is how you do that Hello Somebody thing.) Yes, why the fuck have White People once again asserted themselves as the experts on anti Black racism? The only time I see swarms of White People White splaining racism is when they want to pretend that it didn’t happen. They never show up to point out any actual racism against Black people that they believe exists, almost like they don’t even give a fuck about it.

“The name of the show would be “Bullying,” Piers, and You are the Star.” Pier Morgan assumes most families that have a biracial child on the would discuss what color the baby might be when it comes out…because he’s a racist muthafucker. Look, I’m Brown, at one time I was quite a bit darker, like cinnamon, but now, I am a lighter, more boring shade like Hazelnut. My husband, who I consider to be a missing person because he went off to Dutch Harbor to work on some fishing vessel (It’s killing me.) like a crazy person, is very light brown, kinda like…Wentworth Miller.

Yes. He’s Black.

You know one thing we never talked about when I was pregnant? What color the babies were going to be. Neither did my mother, my sister, his mother, his sister, his white brother, my white uncle–not one person related to me or unrelated to me ever asked me what color the babies would be. I actually can’t think of a more horrible thing to be confronted with at that time or any time since. My kids came out whatever color they wanted to, I suppose; one was light, one was dark, but now they are about the same color, which happens to be slightly darker than I am.  Genetics are weird, we can’t call it until we see it, and for Black people, we really don’t feel the need to worry about that part, we’re just trying to survive the birth. Which, for me, almost didn’t happen the last time.

 

Not only did Piers spend all day getting dragged by Black People, they also made him so testy, he behaved like a tot with a pamper filled with poo poo who needed a bath, bottle, and nap, in that exact order.

Again, he was confronted by another Black woman, this one decided she genuinely didn’t give a fuck about his or anyone’s stupid feelings about The Monarchy. He almost looked like he was in actual pain from the conversation, and I enjoyed it ever so much. Hey, it was my birthday yesterday! I needed some clowns for my party, and boy oh boy, Piers DID NOT disappoint.

 

That brings us to today. I really did not think the old Muppet had it in him, but he managed to be more sulky and petulant than Donald Trump losing a round of golf to an 11 year old Guatemalan child. him quitting his job like that is the delicious vanilla icing on his racist white cake. His dismissal of Meghan Markle’s claims of suicidal thoughts and depression have earned him an investigation, just like the investigation he kept demanding of her.

Fuck off Piers, Goodbye!!!

 

 

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Spoiled British Tabloids Big Mad Meghan Markle Won’t Let Them Kill Her, Like They Killed Prince Harry’s Mum

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British Tabloids, and their biscuit chinned, scone eating readers are all up in chilblain covered, freckled arms over Duchess Meghan Markle suing for her freedom papers – er, I mean her privacy rights. Not only did Markle win a recent case over a letter she had written to her father, but she also announced the impending birth of her second child with her husband, Prince Harry. As you recall, Dear Readers, it was the very lack of a right to PRIVACY that caused the death of Princess Di, when the overzealous, insanely vicious, rabid British paparazzi chased the late Mother of Prince Harry and his brother down, and caused the accident that took her life. Meghan Markle has taken a few of these loony smear merchants to court, likely hoping to keep them at bay, and keep her own life intact. She apparently likes living, maybe wants her children to grow up with a mother, and for her husband to grow old with his wife. Which would be her.

Unlike most members of the Royal Family, Markle has worked most of her adult life, so she doesn’t feel like she has to make nice with the extremely racist British Press in order to justify her lifestyle. This causes some very sad, mad, and bad people to be super extra when it comes to Meghan Markle, because she’s not “Traditional.” How they justify being saditty victims when reporting on everything she does in her private life, while not reporting on the shady past actions of a certain favored son of the current queen, I’ll never understand. Yet that is what they’ve done since Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, hopped on the first thing smoking, in order to get the entire fuck away from them. You see, Meghan wasn’t about to let the racist ass British Pappers do to Harry’s wife, what they’d already done to his mother: Kill Her.

Yes. I said it, and if anyone has a problem with that, I will say it again, just louder and more shittily. I have zero qualms about taking on the entirety of the British Tabloid Press by myself. (Come at me, bro!) What can they do to me that they haven’t already done to Meghan? Besides, the likelihood of anyone even reading a blog post by some blogger in the tundra, who never even blogs, is extremely low. So, the fact of the matter is, I can say whatever I want to about people like that disgusting Piers Morgan, who shit on Meghan because she wouldn’t date him, and nobody will come back to condemn me with notes I wrote during 2nd period at Service High School when I was in 10th grade.

As you likely don’t remember, I’ve written about the issue of the Paparazzi killing  women Prince Harry loves before, and since I’m hoping for a Girl Baby from them, I feel like its time to come together like butt cheeks, and push back against the Mommy killers before they get her into their evil little clutches.

Here is an excerpt from the last time I wrote about the couple:

Oh well. There are a bunch of nasty people, like Piers Morgan, who are fucked up in the extreme, and blame Meghan for stealing Harry from his home and family, but let’s keep it all the way real, it was those exact people that made it impossible for them to stay. The Duchess has already made her way to Canada, a place that still has ties to Britain since Queen Elizabeth is the Monarch of Canada, and in theory owns most of the land. So, while not completely out from under the thumb of the Royal family, at least they’ll be in a place with only 9 people per square mile and I highly doubt the British tabloid will set up an outpost just to shitpost about the Duchess from. If that does happen, the British paparazzi might wanna think twice about fucking with her on this side of the pond. Because if they do, I will be organizing a Meg-Hive to drive those bastards just as fucking crazy as they tried to dive her. On my mama, I ain’t never lied. We’ll do it. Immediately, Bitches

As you can see, I’ve known for a long time that it would come to this; we would eventually have to stand up to the British Press for her ourselves. When I wrote about the Wedding, I was so overjoyed and loving the love, that I forgot what type of racist bullshit she’d be in store for. Oh, I didn’t assume she wouldn’t be subject to any of it, I just assumed it wouldn’t be so goddamn ugly, vicious, and oppressive as it is.

I mean, her wedding did almost murder all White People, so I knew they’d be a bit peeved:

So what exactly is killing off white people in such extremely high numbers that we are now faced with the crisis of not having any white people left on earth? Prince Harry and Meghan Markle got married. To each other. Not only did they get married, but they are also sixth in line to the throne. It’s a Blackpocalypse! Hug your white children. The bishop was too black, her mother was too black, SHE was too black, the choir was too black, and horror of horrors, there were black celebrities there, and they beat Whitey at beer pong at the afterparty.

Remember when her “exotic” blood was going to wipe the White Man off the face of the earth? Good times.

From Wonkette:

Now this may come as a shock to the millions and millions of white people running around on earth, but apparently, having a black Duchess is the worst thing ever done to white people ever in history. Just ask the deranged idiots at the alt-right hate site The Daily Stormer. Or don’t ask them because you really don’t want to hear their bullshit whining about how oppressed they are every time a minority cracks a smile on a sunny day. Or marries a white person, which is totally murder. Which makes Nazis cry sweet delicious tears of defeat that we can drink like the veriest nectar, so we are pretty satisfied with the outcome.

This time I have their Past Performance Data, and plan to use it as a reminder that Meghan needs defending, just like Kamala needed it. So, like a pack of hungry lionesses, an assorted group of KHivers will be looking at the British rags and seeing a bunch of extremely slow moving, fat zebras, just dawdling around the waterhole.

Let’s discuss how hysterically the Daily Mail has handled the news that Meghan Markle is having another baby they cannot victimize.

They started out okay with the first article, just a few micro aggressions here and there. Then came article number 2 half a day later, and let’s just say they can be some Petty bitches, and not in a good way.

  • Harry and Meghan’s child will be entitled to American citizenship if born in US

  • Duke expected to go to UK this summer to see family for first time since ‘Megxit’

  • Meghan already said to be unlikely to join for ‘personal and practical’ reasons

  • Royal experts are concerned that Queen and Prince Philip may never meet baby 

“Just look at how that evil, BLACK, hussy is keeping her precious, revenue driving, American baby away from us– I mean, the Queen, away from the Queen, and his poor Grandpappy, Prince Charles.” This is what I heard in my head. That’s pretty mild, because they hadn’t found a decent victim to accuse the Duchess of harming yet, but they would find one soon enough.

New mother Princess Eugenie no doubt has her hands full with her baby son, but royal fans have rushed to her defense on social media claiming that the news of Meghan Markle’s pregnancy has stolen her thunder for the second time.

Oh, for the love of GAWD!

The Duke and Duchess of Sussex, who currently reside in California, announced yesterday that they were expecting their second child, five days after Princess Eugenie, 30 and Jack Brooksbank, 34, welcomed a baby boy on Tuesday, and only two days after Eugenie was discharged from hospital. 

Fans on Twitter said that Harry and Meghan should have waited longer to break the news of their pregnancy, in order to let Eugenie have her moment and release the first images of her newborn and his name first. 

So, yesterday, all of these pasty, biscuit-head having oppressors jumped on their swaybacked nags, and rode out to White Knight for Princess Eugenie, who likely did not give the tiniest fuck about them and their bullshit. Having a baby is fucking exhausting, which is likely why she hasn’t bothered to announce the name of her child, or release any classy, non-baby sleep deprived photos of herself and her bundle of joy. She is probably asleep right now, only it’s the unsatisfying sleep we get when our hormone filled bodies make our boobies squirt milk whenever our newborn chirrin’ make the slightest squawk. Yet, despite the lack of atta boys from Princess Eugenie of the “Let me sleep, damnit!” wing of the Royal Family, the stupid ass Daily Mail must take up the rallying cry, and criticize Meghan for the crime of being in love on Valentine’s day, and sharing a bit of news that she could not hide for much longer.

No matter what date she’d chosen, that whack ass anti-Black rag would have found some way to smear Markle as some evil Maleficent style villainess, for no good reason. It’s as if there is nothing Meghan Markle can do to cool their wrath, besides learning that her place is beneath everyone on that misbegotten island. Lucky for us all, we cast off their stupid ass aristocracy centuries ago, and like our ancestors who kicked their asses out of America, we aren’t about to put up with their dumb ass rules for one second.

Meghan Markle can do whatever the fuck she wants to do, when she wants to do it, and where she wants to do it. She’s a free Black woman, and will be free from this day, until her last day. We do as we fucking please in America. And why not? It’s just the American Way. A bunch of dumplings from merry olde England can never take that away. So, stop whining, Daily Fail, you’re obviously full of shit, everyone can see it.

 

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WaPo Wants You To Know The Capitol Insurrectionists are Just “Economically Anxious”

Heads up!!

Did you know that the majority of the violent white mob of jackbooted, fascist, insurrectionists have had a financial problem at some point in their entitled white lives? Some of them even experienced financial problems…more than once. See, when white people have money problems, they need to let off steam by tearing shit up at the Capitol, and beating cops damn near to death. Right? Look, I am not sure if it was the intention of the author of the article linked above to play apologist for a menacing white mob, but that’s what they ended up doing. It’s pretty much just racism and fear of the loss of their white privilege that pushes these Sedition people over the edge, so I need the media to kindly stfu with their extravaganza of explainers, and call a fucking spade a spade for once. Or? Hire some Black People who won’t kiss your asses, and ask them to do all the keeping it real over there, lord knows y’all need someone.

They’re taking a little detour to Klanistan over at the Washington Post this week, and I’ll just say, it’s extremely fucking stupid. I was actually here on earth when the WaPo, and other media outlets attributed the racism, anger, and violence of Trumpers to loss of coal jobs, manufacturing jobs, and “Economic Anxiety.” As usual, when the media shields whiteness in this traditional manner, they are wrong, but hey, at least y’all got Hillbilly Elegy last time we did this stupid shit, maybe this time y’all will give us silence.

Speaking of stupidly, I stupidly thought we would finally be completely over this thing America does where we engage in the stupidest, stankiest, hot cat shittiest hot takes there ever were or will be. This is a personal problem I will have to learn to cope with, and hopefully in the future, I will always expect the absolute worst apologetics for whiteness from the media, and for the crimes committed by the recipients of whiteness to be spun into some noble struggle for the almighty dollar.

Jenna Ryan, who we all saw on a Private Plane and in a video saying they were going to “storm the capitol” has been quite eager to tell her tragically pathetic story, and the Washington Post was super eager to listen.

Despite her outward signs of success, Ryan had struggled financially for years. She was still paying off a $37,000 lien for unpaid federal taxes when she was arrested. She’d nearly lost her home to foreclosure before that. She filed for bankruptcy in 2012 and faced another IRS tax lien in 2010.

Oh, boo hoo. Then, why the entire fuck was this heffa on that goddamn plane in the first place? Quiet as it’s kept, Jenna paid for the airtime she used to host her weekly show….why the fuck would you pay to get your silly ass voice on the radio, if you ain’t even got enough money to pay your income taxes?

Nearly 60 percent of the people facing charges related to the Capitol riot showed signs of prior money troubles, including bankruptcies, notices of eviction or foreclosure, bad debts, or unpaid taxes over the past two decades….

Well, maybe don’t buy so many fucking zip ties? Stop shopping at Sportsman’s Warehouse for a few years? Sell your guns?

A California man filed for bankruptcy one week before allegedly joining the attack, according to public records. A Texas man was charged with entering the Capitol one month after his company was slapped with a nearly $2,000 state tax lien.

It’s almost magical how easy it was for the author to transmogrify that violent, racist, seditionist mob into poor little white victims of poverty and loss. Now, for the purposes of this absolutely fail bale “White Solidarity” article, even economic hardships your parents suffered count as your suffering, which just proves the point I and other Black People have been making for years:

It’s alright if you’re white.

Several young people charged in the attack came from families with histories of financial duress.

See what I mean? Their families had suffered at some point, sometime, somewhere, therefore it makes perfect sense that they would find a white supremacist mob and join in with people yelling about killing Madam Speaker Pelosi, and hanging former VP Mike Pence. I mean, we all know there is no other choice in a situation where you’re financially distressed than to find other white people and form a mob made up of white anger, meaty breath, Carhartt’s, fake news, and INSURRECTION.

The parents of Riley June Williams — a 22-year-old who allegedly helped to steal a laptop from House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s office — filed for bankruptcy when she was a child, according to public records.

Sir or Madam, we call people like Riley June Williams, who can no longer use the internet due to her crimes, a “THUG“, a “LOOTER“, or a “STRONG ARMED ROBBER” when they are Black People. Please update your stylesheets to ensure uniformity across demographics.

The WaPo gave us some points of oppression white people of the Trumpist variety are suffering; Bankruptcy, Eviction, Bad Debt. I did some digging myself and found out something very interesting. In every way white people in that mob of treason weasels are afflicted, Black People are afflicted far worse. I have never punched a cop. Just saying.

  • Nationally, bankruptcy filings are much higher among blacks than whites, but how the two populations use bankruptcy is very different.
  • The ACLU also highlights how “women of color bear the burden of eviction,” noting that women of color made up 70% of the
    tenants facing eviction in Philadelphia.
  • At the national level, more than 27 percent of Black households are late on paying their debts, compared to 15 percent of White households, even though Black median debt ($30,800) is about half of White median debt ($73,800). We also found that just 40 percent of Black households reported having good or very good credit, compared to 65 percent of White households.

So, where are the mobs of Black People amassing on the Capitol Grounds to storm the Congressional Chambers?

But she also posted a video to her Facebook account that showed her looking into a bathroom mirror and saying, according to an FBI account of her charges: “We’re gonna go down and storm the capitol. They’re down there right now and that’s why we came and so that’s what we are going to do. So wish me luck.”

She didn’t seem economically anxious when she was bragging about “Storming the Capitol.”

Moral of this story is, I don’t feel one bit bad for ANY of those Qanon inspired twats, they’re getting what they deserve for attempting to disrupt the peaceful transition of power. Fuck them, and fuck any media outlet publishing absolute trash like this WaPo piece.

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Candace Owens Had a Black Baby Boy, and I am Completely Uninterested

 

From Twitter

I’m generally excited when someone has a baby, this is a fact people who know me well will tell you, because of my obsession with trying to make babies say my name. I start when the baby is very small, sometimes in the womb, telling them my name over and over, like a mantra, until the baby is old enough to say their first words. “Bianca, beeeyonkah, bianca bianca bianca!” I repeat this to babies every time I see them, and eventually it pays off, for the most part. See, repeating a word to a baby is how you teach them, duh, someone told me it takes 50 to 75 times hearing a word before they learn it. Since I’m lazy, I took them at their word, and have been repeating my name to babies like 500 times when I see babies ever since. Of course I overdo it.  You can’t ever be too careful when trying to drive a parent batshit by hearing your name from their kid over and over.

Guess whose baby I won’t be interacting with or trying to teach my name? That’s right. I will not be calling Candace Owens up and telling her to put the baby on the phone so I can tell him something. For one, we are not friends. Secondly, even if we were and I had her number, I would legit never call her and would hope she’d do me the solid of never contacting me either. I don’t like Owens, and as much as I like babies, no baby is cute enough for me to abide his mother’s Black White Supremacy.

How cute. Still not interested.

What is Black White Supremacy? Well, I’ll tell you. Black White Supremacy is a form of apologetics that seeks to undermine anti-racism by using Blackness as a weapon against Black people, and uses Black People like Candace as mascots to prop up white supremacy, and uphold the white supremacist framing of our culture and history. Women like Candace find themselves at cross purposes with Black Liberation, and they continuously side against movements meant to empower or liberate Black Americans from the oppressive forces of White Supremacy.

 

Each time a young, unarmed black man is killed by the police, Candace always seeks ways to find the many reasons, and unending ways the young man’s death could be, or is, all his own fault. For at least half a decade she has been a mainstay minstrel show in GOP politics, playing the role of “Black Friend” who is permissive of racism and willing to jig and jive for whitey, or launch into a jeremiad about whichever Black person conservatives are metaphorically beating at the whipping post that day. Now she has a son, one who is presumably Black, and may end up on that whipping post himself. Que Lastima!

What happens if her son becomes a victim of police brutality, or is the victim of a racial incident with law enforcement? Will she blame the parents? The black community? Will she place the Blame label on American society as a whole? Would she sneer with vituperation and venom at the very idea that a police officer could ever have done wrong? Would she mock any BLM protesters who were fighting for Justice for him? I think not.

She would, like most women, be a grief stricken mess. I’d hope she would use a bit of the quiet time she has to reflect on how her words may have hurt some Black woman who was once in the same euphoric place she is in now, holding her baby and excited to share him with the world. I would never wish harm to any child just because his mother happens to be an asshole. But, her having a son won’t shield her from pushback when she mocks the pain of another mother who lost her son.

Luckily, Candace Owens’ son will never ever ever experience any racism whatsoever. If he ever thinks he’s experiencing any, I’m sure she will sit him down and read him some crime stats to prove to him that it’s perfectly acceptable for the police to pull him over every night in his own neighborhood. If the police ever assaulted him, maybe she will put on her Blue Lives Matter Tshirt, and hold a rally on her front lawn in support of the cops he interacted with. If he is ever arrested for Driving While Black, I’ll wager she will blame herself for being an uneducated, underachieving single black mother, or if she’s still married, she may blame him for smoking weed one time.

Regardless of what may happen in the future, the fact remains that Candace Owens had a baby and I am completely, and totally not interested at all.

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