Piers Morgan Has Been Getting Smacked Around By Black Women All Week and It’s F*cking Beautiful. They Made Him Quit His Job.

It all started years ago, before Meghan and Harry met, realized how much they have in common, and fell in love. Before Harry and Meghan were a thing, it seems that Meghan and Piers Morgan were a thing, but, only in Piers’ own silly mind. When Meghan cut off contact to make a go of it with Harry, most people were understanding, I mean, get it girl! Not Piers. Piers seemed to think Meghan owed him something, something very personal, something no young lady ever gives up willingly: her privacy. Day after day, week after week, month after month, and for several years, Piers Morgan has spent a significant portion of his work life dragging pretty Meghan from London to the Bay; Meghan had rejected him, and he was enjoying making her pay.

Until today. Or rather, until Monday. That’s when the proverbial shit hit the old desk fan, leaving a sweaty, hysterical Morgan whining like the utter bitch that he is, to no avail.

Piers Morgan has had his worst week of the year; he’s whined, he’s cried, he’s railed against Meghan Markle, he’s attacked Meghan, he’s complained about Meghan, he’s implied she’s lying about racism, bullying, and suicidal thoughts. Not only that, he’s lost his temper, behaved like a racist colonizer, gotten checked on set by various colleagues, looked extremely vengeful; it’s so bad, he’s even stormed off the set in a petty huff, and it’s only Wednesday Tuesday. Boy he sure fit a whole lot of bitching into one fucking day. * Update: It’s still Wednesday Tuesday, and that old bitch of a TV host, Piers Morgan, has fucking quit his fucking job, are you proud of your bullying of that lily white disgrace to the White race? Oh, you’re white and you enjoyed making his racist ass quit? Well, alright, then. Carry on.

“They’ve trashed everything the queen has worked so hard for, and we’re supposed to believe they’re compassionate?” Morgan said on “Good Morning Britain.”

Oh no!!! Pooor Queenie!! What’s a 90 year old recipient of wealth stolen from all four corner of the Earth do?? Poor Dear. I suppose she’ll have to comfort herself with her Crown Jewels and Billions of Dollars. There, there, Piers. Calm down. Be a big boy for the audience, okay?

Yes, Piers spent the first days of this week hiding behind the Queen’s skirts, like an overgrown doofus titty baby. His pathetic virtue signaling was saccharine and cloying. He accused people of saying disgusting things about the Queen, when they discussing the institution of the Monarchy itself. Piers was so fed up with mean talk about Queenie that he raged, he roared, and he showed his fangs. Also? It appeared like he damn near cried when Trisha Goddard smacked him down, and he fell off his high horse.

But his belittling of the couple drew a live on-air clapback from TV host Trisha Goddard, who is Black.

Wait for it….

“Why is everybody else such an expert about racism against Black people?” she asked. “I’m sorry, Piers, you don’t get to call out what is and isn’t racism against Black people. I’ll leave you to call out all the other stuff you want, but leave the racism stuff to us, eh?”

Hello SOMEBODY!! (Hey, Nina. This is how you do that Hello Somebody thing.) Yes, why the fuck have White People once again asserted themselves as the experts on anti Black racism? The only time I see swarms of White People White splaining racism is when they want to pretend that it didn’t happen. They never show up to point out any actual racism against Black people that they believe exists, almost like they don’t even give a fuck about it.

“The name of the show would be “Bullying,” Piers, and You are the Star.” Pier Morgan assumes most families that have a biracial child on the would discuss what color the baby might be when it comes out…because he’s a racist muthafucker. Look, I’m Brown, at one time I was quite a bit darker, like cinnamon, but now, I am a lighter, more boring shade like Hazelnut. My husband, who I consider to be a missing person because he went off to Dutch Harbor to work on some fishing vessel (It’s killing me.) like a crazy person, is very light brown, kinda like…Wentworth Miller.

Yes. He’s Black.

You know one thing we never talked about when I was pregnant? What color the babies were going to be. Neither did my mother, my sister, his mother, his sister, his white brother, my white uncle–not one person related to me or unrelated to me ever asked me what color the babies would be. I actually can’t think of a more horrible thing to be confronted with at that time or any time since. My kids came out whatever color they wanted to, I suppose; one was light, one was dark, but now they are about the same color, which happens to be slightly darker than I am.  Genetics are weird, we can’t call it until we see it, and for Black people, we really don’t feel the need to worry about that part, we’re just trying to survive the birth. Which, for me, almost didn’t happen the last time.

 

Not only did Piers spend all day getting dragged by Black People, they also made him so testy, he behaved like a tot with a pamper filled with poo poo who needed a bath, bottle, and nap, in that exact order.

Again, he was confronted by another Black woman, this one decided she genuinely didn’t give a fuck about his or anyone’s stupid feelings about The Monarchy. He almost looked like he was in actual pain from the conversation, and I enjoyed it ever so much. Hey, it was my birthday yesterday! I needed some clowns for my party, and boy oh boy, Piers DID NOT disappoint.

 

That brings us to today. I really did not think the old Muppet had it in him, but he managed to be more sulky and petulant than Donald Trump losing a round of golf to an 11 year old Guatemalan child. him quitting his job like that is the delicious vanilla icing on his racist white cake. His dismissal of Meghan Markle’s claims of suicidal thoughts and depression have earned him an investigation, just like the investigation he kept demanding of her.

Fuck off Piers, Goodbye!!!

 

 

LA Times